40-Year-Old Virgin Talking Doll – For That One Friend

For That Friend Who Never Gets Laid

Some gifts are thoughtful. Some are useful. This one is neither — it’s just brutally accurate. For the friend who never gets laid, this 40 Year Old Virgin–style Andy doll is the ultimate “we love you, but bro… c’mon” present. Sit him on a shelf, pull the string, and let the awkward energy fill the room while everyone looks at the one guy this doll is clearly for.

Meet Your New Awkward Little Buddy

This talking Andy figure stands at around 12 inches tall and brings that familiar cringe-comedy vibe from the film right into your friend’s bedroom, office, or man cave. Every pull of the string triggers a set of funny quotes and reactions that feel like the movie calling him out in real time.

Open his shirt to reveal a little extra detail, park him next to your toy collection, or let him stare quietly from the corner until someone can’t resist yanking the cord again. He’s equal parts collectible, roast, and conversation starter.

Perfect Gift for That One Friend

This is for the guy who:

• Always “goes home early” and somehow still goes home alone

• Has a more committed relationship with his couch than with any human

• Lives on dating apps but never makes it past “hey”

• Treats “I’m focusing on myself” like a permanent lifestyle

Hand this doll over at a birthday, bachelor night, white elephant exchange, or divorce party and watch the room explode. Just make sure your friend has a sense of humour… or at least a thick skin.

Why You’ll Love This Item

• Instantly relatable roast – Everyone has that friend. Now you have the perfect thing to give him.

• Turns a dry streak into a joke – Takes an awkward topic and makes it something you can all laugh about together.

• Memorable gag gift – Way better than another boring gift card or bottle; this is the one they remember.

• Display-ready – Easy to park on a shelf, desk, dresser, or next to his gaming setup so it can judge him daily.

• HotMe-style humour – A perfect add-on to your toy or lingerie order when you want something fun, silly, and a little savage.

Features

• Talking Andy-style doll inspired by The 40-Year-Old Virgin vibe

• Pull-string mechanism that triggers a set of comedic lines

• Approx. 12″ tall – perfect size for desks, shelves, and nightstands

• Detailed outfit and expression that screams “socially awkward”

• Batteries included so it’s ready to talk right out of the box

• Great as a gag gift, office joke, or adult comedy collectible

• ✅ Officially licensed – Universal City Studios / Jakks Pacific collectible

Specs

• Character style: Andy from The 40-Year-Old Virgin

• Type: Talking collectible figure / shelf doll

• Height: Approx. 12 inches

• Power: Button cell or similar batteries (included & replaceable)

• Intended for: Adults with a dark sense of humour